This is why you weren’t in the avengers
what do birds do
I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food
plaid + layers = the winchesters are players
Layers + plaid + oh crap where is dad? = supernatural season 1
Of course they know.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this?
Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny:
And also Tony Stark
Karen Gillan & Matt Smith Reunite at ‘Oculus’ Los Angeles Film Premiere Red Carpet (x)
i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster
“It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?” - Tina Fey, Bossypants
so basically someone made a redesigned version of Comic Sans and holy shit I never knew I could warm up to something that resembles Comic Sans like this
I’m not a typographer so my eyes aren’t trained for this but I think I might use this from now on
A heroic effort
It looks really good to me. A lot cleaner.
in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days
As he got older, his perception of reality became distorted.
as he became older he got more and more bored with reality. when youre technically perfect the only place you can go is surreal
*has tumblr open in three tabs*