hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.



from mean to cute

hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

from mean to cute

haveahiddles:

pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

Also, everyone should appreciate Kat Dennings’ rack.

Holy Mary, Mother of GAWD!

scottsbooty:

I was reading the newspaper and saw this and im laughing a lot???

scottsbooty:

I was reading the newspaper and saw this and im laughing a lot???

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till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

these fuck me up man

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

these fuck me up man

avenge-the-enterprise:

infamousindigochild:

harleyhendrix:

I watched this for like 20 minutes

It feels like I’m watching the birth of a demon

It’s even better when you realize that this is a gif from the movie Noah and that is literally satan

avenge-the-enterprise:

infamousindigochild:

harleyhendrix:

I watched this for like 20 minutes

It feels like I’m watching the birth of a demon

It’s even better when you realize that this is a gif from the movie Noah and that is literally satan

barysan:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

barysan:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

agelfeygelach:

thekidsarentalright:

did-you-kno:

Source

THIS RIGHT HERETHIS NEEDS TO BE SPREAD EVERYWHEREI TELL PEOPLE THIS ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND NO ONE BELIEVES ME

Very disturbing.

agelfeygelach:

thekidsarentalright:

did-you-kno:

Source

THIS RIGHT HERE
THIS NEEDS TO BE SPREAD EVERYWHERE

I TELL PEOPLE THIS ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND NO ONE BELIEVES ME

Very disturbing.

Most people think happiness is about gaining something, but it’s not. It’s all about getting rid of the darkness you accumulate."
— Carolyn Crane (via coldspaces)
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preserumbarnes:

"you’re so thirsty for sebastian stan" 

brigwife:

Hufflepuffs are boring”

*waves Nymphadora Tonks in your general direction*

Hufflepuffs are stupid pushovers”

*drops Cedric Diggory’s dead body on top of you*

Hufflepuffs are shy”

*slaps you in the face with Ernie MacMillan*

Hufflepuffs are polite”

*fires Zacharias Smith at you out of a canon*

  • Me at 10 PM: fuck man i'm so tired
  • Me at 4 AM: i must WRITE A NOVEL
seafoamtides:

kateoplis:

Mexico City: Sex workers gather to commemorate their colleagues who were violently murdered, two days before the Day of the Dead festival.

this is why you don’t fuck around with day of the dead, because it has a deeper meaning than “pretty sugar skulls”. those are offerings to the dead, a symbol of each and every person we choose to honor in the afterlife; not some quirky costume to put on and appropriate. those skulls mean something, the pan de muertos and altars mean something. so go fuck yourself if you think that they’re just for decoration while you shit on my ancestors for you stupid pasty ass bland halloween party.

seafoamtides:

kateoplis:

Mexico CitySex workers gather to commemorate their colleagues who were violently murdered, two days before the Day of the Dead festival.

this is why you don’t fuck around with day of the dead, because it has a deeper meaning than “pretty sugar skulls”. those are offerings to the dead, a symbol of each and every person we choose to honor in the afterlife; not some quirky costume to put on and appropriate. those skulls mean something, the pan de muertos and altars mean something. so go fuck yourself if you think that they’re just for decoration while you shit on my ancestors for you stupid pasty ass bland halloween party.

supsquark:

if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet