Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
pigeons can just fly straight to disneyland yet here they are eating breadcrumbs off the pavement
IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
Who the fuck eats spaghetti with a spoon?????
amateurs, children, and people with bad table manners
I KNOW RIGHT!
When people hate on him I’m like…
LIKE, EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE HIM AT WORK, HOW CAN YOU HATE HOME LIFE CRAWFORD AND BELLA?!?!
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do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid
WHAT THE FUCK